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Anonymous: "how often do you have sex?"


How often is your dad “working late”?

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Bothering my brother while he shaved his baby-face

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So, I had an overnight flight last night;

I was waiting in the airport before boarding and a really attractive man sat across from me and I was like, internally “imagine, if he was sitting next to me.”

Well, he was. Actually.

I’m a really bad flyer so usually I just fall asleep so the flight passes.
But no. We stayed up for the entire 5 hour flight and just talked and talked.

We talked about travel, beliefs, family, love, relationships, music, movies, passion, hobbies, careers, everything.

He even showed me some card tricks to help me relax (super talented ‘magician’)

And then we landed. And I didn’t say anything. And he didn’t say anything.
He just got up, got my carry on bag down for me, and we started waiting to get off of the plane.

Then, he was like “you know what.” And took out his boarding pass, and wrote his number on it, and gave it to me.

That actually happened to me.
That was real life.

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Im in Newfoundland

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standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Look at this fucking soul sucking doll staring at me at the airport

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*white 20-something on tumblr voice* buy me pizza and touch my butt I’m so lonely netflix

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ik i am crossing the tipsy to drunk threshold when my inner monologue switches from words to jst nicki’s anaconda cackle

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Guys remember

Like 1000 years ago when we were ALL avenged blogs and that one picture of Brian came out of a magazine where two spit bubbles perfectly lined up and everyone argued whether or not he had his tongue pierced?

Important history

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Leaving for Newfoundland in less than 12 hours! See ya in a month, Calgary. 😘✈️🌊

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