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meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

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Cop: Take a cab, I’ll drive you home later.
Me: that’s a fuckin’ 30 dollar bang, nah.

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#i like me

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

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apollollo:

send this to your crush

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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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Something about an anaconda?

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#ouch #I can hear his lisp
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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

Holy shit I’m pretty sure 5SOS fans are getting worse than 1D fans

Go the fuck outside and do something other than obsessing over boy bands

God damn.

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